things i like are typical guy stuff, so if you dont like no one if forcing you to stay.

untexting:

do you wanna have sex?

a) please

b) now

c) a + b

(via latenthoughts)

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burqalicious:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: maahammy, via zackisontumblr)

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bihateual:

I am either the best girlfriend or the worst

bihateual:

I am either the best girlfriend or the worst

(Source: gentul, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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snapchatting:

my life would probably get 2 notes

(via distraction)

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Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.

meladoodle:

thepocketvolcano:

tow-tow:

geekscoutcookies:

image

This is the best explanation I’ve ever read.

wait.. isn’t that just… an ordinary slide…

(via thefuuuucomics)

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minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

(via legit-humour)

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feellng:

Cutest german shepherd puppies EVER!

(via legit-humour)

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kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

(via ruinedchildhood)

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shitshilarious:

baptisms:

i don’t think i’ve ever seen a picture that raises so many questions before in my life

This is a rare photograph of a Hollywood movie producer preparing to hatch

shitshilarious:

baptisms:

i don’t think i’ve ever seen a picture that raises so many questions before in my life

This is a rare photograph of a Hollywood movie producer preparing to hatch

(via shecantfindwonderland)

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